The Joker beats Batman and Superman

 

A deep haze covers the streets of Gotham city, from a dark apartment the clown observes the reflected lights of the neighboring buildings through a giant window, his usual red smile remains closed and his facial features are calm, in one of his moments of introspection he meditates on the hypocrisy of the society of which he was once a part, The Joker goes further than that simple psychopath whom the press has wanted to discredit for so many years, he also feels a high level of antipathy towards all beings humans who strive to create a criminal society or at least with their passivity allow it to prosper, because evil is not only of those who create it but of those who accept it, that is why annihilating them from the root seems such a good idea, so many pointless attacks and scenes were finally going to be wrapped up through one big final act.

Hundreds of soldiers are scattered throughout the room, most of them have been dismembered in horrible ways, and the few that are still alive are about to bleed to death, the nuclear reactor in the center of the room is still impassive, there are two people tied to his side lying on the floor, but there are a dozen more people around the room, it is the team of scientists that has been hired by the clown, a few simple coordinates would suffice to blow everything to pieces, the team of scientists prepared by the villain are in position to start the hack, and Harley Quinn walks up to the man.

-Everything is ready Puddin, we await your order to get to work - the girl smiles, the Joker's response is a laugh.

-Harls, you're the only thing that makes sense, tell these useless people to start their work, I'll talk for a while with our dear guests. - says the villain, just before approaching one of the two people bound and gagged at the base of the reactor, he proceeds to remove the tape from her mouth and speaks to her - look what your lucrative plant can help to do, don't you do you feel guilty now? - the man asks the woman.

-You won't get away with it, you damned psychopath, some superhero will save us, your gonna die!- she yells at him hysterically.

-HAHAHAHAHA I didn't think I'd laugh so much tonight, you're a complete idiot, those heroes are incapable of killing even for their own good, look at me, why am I still here while most of them have disappeared? - asks the Joker cynically, alluding to the mass extinction that had occurred during the last decades of the heroes, who had been progressively defeated by villains - if everything goes well today we will finally get rid of that bat forever.

The man next to the woman moves back and forth.

- Do you want to say something? Well, say it, your last words - laughs the Joker before disengaging the guy, who is the son of the woman who owns the base.

-You'll never get away with it, and even if you managed to kill Batman, don't forget that Superman would come for you, you'll never kill him, even if you blow up the city to pieces - the burly teenager answers, tied to the ground with his legs open, his blue eyes glare at the clown.

-I'm ready, I've surrounded this whole damn place with Kryptonite, as soon as I cross the roof, everything will end for him, he'll never imagine that I've been able to get so much of that mineral - he laughs one last time, and ends the conversation with a fair kick in the middle of the boy's legs, hitting him in the balls out of nowhere, he screams and crosses his legs, while his mother cries begging for mercy.

…

A few meters behind the building is Superman looking at the scene with his X-Ray vision, although he is still unable to hear what they are talking about, because a state-of-the-art technology contracted by the Joker deflected the sound in its entirety; The army doen't want to attack the plant under no circumstances, because they fear that the villain would somehow try to release such an amount of radiation into the atmosphere, in fact they used all their forces to help in the eviction of the city, although the process was taking too long, the only option is a hero; Superman is about to fly into the building when a deep voice distracts him.

-Leave this to me, the joker is my great enemy and only I have to end this - says Batman, who had been waiting for the right moment to appear.

-I was already wondering where you've been – Superman answers – listen, you have my respect, but it's much more likely that I stop this madness, every second we lose is a second he advances – he ends.

-You don't know the Joker, he must have prepared for your coming, he would never forget such a detail - Batman tells him.

-Then you would be alone against him, I know you have disappeared from public life, but that does not guarantee that you will surprise him - comments the man.

-But it won't kill me immediately, only I can avoid this, trust me - Batman tells him slowly.

-I'll be watching you from here, covering your back – Superman finishes.

…

-He's here dear, do you want us to kill him immediately? - asks Harlley Quinn in reference to Batman, who is already walking directly towards their position.

-No, you know the plan, stop talking nonsense - he replies angrily, to which the woman responds by showing him the middle finger of her hand, then she leaves the room, walks around the other corridor and stays standing there, right next to an invisible door from the room she was.

Batman walks in casually, staring at the Joker for just a few seconds, before engaging in their conversation.

-Crime levels keep going up, families are less happy than ever, corruption runs free, and yet you keep trying to destroy all of us heroes, society is crumbling at the cost of our extinction, when will your odyssey end? When you kill us all? - Batman asks him directly.

-It will end the day everything burns to ashes, don't you understand? Nothing matters anymore, it's not going anywhere but total destruction, I'll just step on the gas, that's it or you'll have to kill me Batman, today some of us won't make it out alive, and I don't plan to be me -The Joker says just before lunging at the hero with amazing speed.

The bat barely evades a punch that goes to his face, then a kick is sent from behind to his back, almost knocking him to the ground, Batman is impressed by the villain's movements, and responds with a few punches to his face, it only hits him once, and it's not enough to knock the clown down, who backflips back and yells - NOW HARLS -

From the wall a gun starts to fire, there are slots between them, from where Harley Quinn attacks, Batman throws himself to the ground rolling barely saving himself from the impacts, the Joker hides with a doctored metal plate that covers him from bullets, then he runs towards Batman determined to kill him, now there are two dangers that the bat must avoid, but from his belt he takes out a small ball that fills the room with smoke, nothing can be seen inside, so the woman with the weapon does not know where to shoot, the Joker remains standing without knowing where to go, because when he reaches the place where Batman was, he had already left, and then out of nowhere a foot knocks him to the ground, Batman is standing at the front, with his typical position of superiority, his arms crossed, his legs open and looking at the Joker from above - It's over, I'll kill you now - the hero tells him, but just when he will deliver his death blow, from behind Harley Quinn's mallet get buried on his crotch, both testicles are crushed at the same time, the hero's black suit is not enough protection against the impact, his bulge deforms with the mallet between his legs, unfortunately his protective cup only covered frontal impacts, so that blow in his nuts from behind fully reached his soft spots.

Batman tries to resist for a few seconds, but then the Joker sees the opportunity and raises his hand from there lying on the ground, grabbing the hero's bulge from the same point where the mallet had entered, which had now been removed, then he squeezes both testicles Strongly, sending a jolt of pain to Batman's brain, he tries to break away but can't, falling to his knees as the Joker gets up, still holding onto his balls as best he can. AAAAAAAAH- screams the bat, until the villain grabs him by the neck, strangling him, while he keeps squeezing his testicles, Harley Quinn alternates kicking Batman's back, buttocks and hole with all his might, they are giving him a good beating.

Suddenly the ceiling breaks, a blue and red shadow enters through it at an incredible speed, then Superman positions himself next to Harley Quinn and hits her with such super strength that he sends her flying several meters away, she breaks the wall and falls passed out on the living room floor, Then the hero grabs the Joker by the face and throws him away, finally leaving Batman alone, he tries to say something to Superman but he can only vomits at his feet, he remains there in a fetal position rubbing his genitals while tears fall from his eyes.

-What have they done to you friend? - Superman tells him, then he turns around to the Joker and flies towards him, landing on top of him crushing his back strongly, then he picks him up, throws him into the air, he breaks the ceiling with his body and falls to the floor strongly, the villain then brushes the unconsciousness, but something happens, Superman is already panting with exhaustion, at first he thought it was anger that had him like this, but now he is not so sure, he grabs the Joker by the feet and forcefully begins to spin him in the air just before throwing him back against the wall, but then Superman can't take it anymore, sitting on the ground exhausted and panting.

-Aaah, do you feel weak? -says the Joker panting as he bleeds from his mouth – everything is surrounded by Kryptonite you asshole!, did you really think I wouldn't know you were coming? You are the last hero - he laughs maliciously, just before coughing.

-It's, it's impossible, how would you achieve such a thing? - says Superman sweating.

-A clown has his tricks, and now you will die just like everyone else - says the Joker and slowly creeps towards Superman, who tries to run away but can no longer stand up, falls to the ground and realizes that his suit is full of Kryptonite particles, hidden among the rubble of the walls; Batman is passed out a few meters by his side, his hands are hold in his package, the Joker reaches Supermnan's side, and with his last strength he takes out a small crystal from his pocket, a bright green material, then he hits the red bulge of the hero's underpants and rubs him hard on his crotch, hurting the guy's alien genitals, he screams, but can't move, the Joker manages to get up, grabs both of Superman's feet, puts them in a V position and begins to step on them with his shoe, which also has kryptonite on the toe, so he kicks it right in the balls countless times, by the time he's done, Superman's balls are as red as his suit, the Joker now pulls his pants down to admire them, they're swollen like tomatoes , the clown takes rubble from the floor, and spreads it over the genitals of the defeated Hero, the dust causes a sensation of constant pain in him, so he leaves him lying there.

The Joker rests for a few minutes, admiring his victory, then he takes a large Kryptonite mineral, brings it closer to Superman and embeds it in his anus, slowly raping the superhero, who screams again, the Joker take off his own pants, brings his dick closer to the guy's face and chokes him on it, while the Kryptonite crystal is still buried in his rectum. For Batman is worst, he gets completely undressed, except for his mask, a dark penis peeks out, the Joker begins to slap his testicles while sucking his dick, astonished the hero sees how he gets erect, but when he is already fully inflated and enjoying the sensation the Joker bites with all his might, ripping off Batman's glans, who screams in horror just before passing out, the Joker spits blood and laughs, leaves the room, ready to announce to the world that the heroes had been defeated, but after blowing up the Gotham city of course.